Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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