Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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