PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I believe in your delicious
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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