To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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