these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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