Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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