omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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