just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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