I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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