We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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