thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am naked and annoyed.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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