Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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