No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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