i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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