I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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