just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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