Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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