yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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