just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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