Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Duck Duck Cougar?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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