I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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