I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I lost the right to judge tonight
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
