we made out on top of his cat.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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