Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dual....:-)
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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