we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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