I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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