no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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