Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
