You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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