Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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