Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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