Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
