i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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