Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
