glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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