My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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