Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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