i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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