Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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