The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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