who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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