Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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