He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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