You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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