Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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