Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
