At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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