I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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