Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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