i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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